The REAL definitions of these words.

So. A few days ago in Science class, we were learning about bridges and vocabulary that went along with the unit, etc. one of our words was "Dead Load" which is the weight of the bridge itself. Here's my definition of that and a few other words, from English class and beyond.

Dead Load.~ 10,000 pounds of zombie bodies in the back of a stalled-out pick-up truck.

Live Load~ 10,000 zombies crossing the said bridge.

Epigram~ Unit of measure used to expressed the amount of *Epicity in an object.

Epigraph~ Tool used to measure an object's *Epicity.

Epicity~ The state or form of Epicness.

The REAL definitions of these words.

Recent [ish] Disappointments.

So. I haven't been here in a while. So. I finally got something to blog about. About a month ago, I learned of some terrible news. Thankfully, this wasn't of a personal disease or a family death. No, It was merely the leaving of one of my favorite band membrs from my favorite bands. Chicago native Bob Bryar left My Chemical Romance after 6 years. [?] This was really a disappointment to me. He is one of my biggest drum idols, aside from Stewart Copeland, Peter Criss, Eric Singer, and Eric Carr. <--- [R.I.P, man(:] The thing that sucks the most is that MCR is currently in the studio working on their fourth album since the 2006 release of "The Black Parade." They'll either break up [which I doubt they will] or get a new drummer.

I also began listening to Fall Out Boy. A LOT. I also found out that they broke up. Through Twitter. It's kinda like dumping your girlfriend through Facebook chat: Douchey move. Very. Douchey. Move.

KTHXBAI

Nathonianism[s] of The Day

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. ;) [Intended as a joke.]

Always live life with an extra toenail. You never know when you're gonna need to go Mcguyver.

Don't eat the yellow snow. Trust me.

That guacamole in your taco? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not guacamole.

I'm pretty sure it is, in fact, a good idea to microwave this.

Death: The number one killer in the world.

Whole Grain Pringles: If a Tortilla Chip had a baby with a Pringle, then that had a baby with a Sun Chip.