The REAL definitions of these words.

So. A few days ago in Science class, we were learning about bridges and vocabulary that went along with the unit, etc. one of our words was "Dead Load" which is the weight of the bridge itself. Here's my definition of that and a few other words, from English class and beyond.

Dead Load.~ 10,000 pounds of zombie bodies in the back of a stalled-out pick-up truck.

Live Load~ 10,000 zombies crossing the said bridge.

Epigram~ Unit of measure used to expressed the amount of *Epicity in an object.

Epigraph~ Tool used to measure an object's *Epicity.

Epicity~ The state or form of Epicness.