The REAL definitions of these words.

So. A few days ago in Science class, we were learning about bridges and vocabulary that went along with the unit, etc. one of our words was "Dead Load" which is the weight of the bridge itself. Here's my definition of that and a few other words, from English class and beyond.

Dead Load.~ 10,000 pounds of zombie bodies in the back of a stalled-out pick-up truck.

Live Load~ 10,000 zombies crossing the said bridge.

Epigram~ Unit of measure used to expressed the amount of *Epicity in an object.

Epigraph~ Tool used to measure an object's *Epicity.

Epicity~ The state or form of Epicness.

The REAL definitions of these words.

Recent [ish] Disappointments.

So. I haven't been here in a while. So. I finally got something to blog about. About a month ago, I learned of some terrible news. Thankfully, this wasn't of a personal disease or a family death. No, It was merely the leaving of one of my favorite band membrs from my favorite bands. Chicago native Bob Bryar left My Chemical Romance after 6 years. [?] This was really a disappointment to me. He is one of my biggest drum idols, aside from Stewart Copeland, Peter Criss, Eric Singer, and Eric Carr. <--- [R.I.P, man(:] The thing that sucks the most is that MCR is currently in the studio working on their fourth album since the 2006 release of "The Black Parade." They'll either break up [which I doubt they will] or get a new drummer.

I also began listening to Fall Out Boy. A LOT. I also found out that they broke up. Through Twitter. It's kinda like dumping your girlfriend through Facebook chat: Douchey move. Very. Douchey. Move.

KTHXBAI

Nathonianism[s] of The Day

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. ;) [Intended as a joke.]

Always live life with an extra toenail. You never know when you're gonna need to go Mcguyver.

Don't eat the yellow snow. Trust me.

That guacamole in your taco? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not guacamole.

I'm pretty sure it is, in fact, a good idea to microwave this.

Death: The number one killer in the world.

Whole Grain Pringles: If a Tortilla Chip had a baby with a Pringle, then that had a baby with a Sun Chip.

Coversation Excerpts :DD

"Oh my god, I love my annotations! Don't you just love them?! You guys think I'm crazy, don't you...." - Amy Farris

"So I went to this like Meditteranian restauran, and like, I saw this guy who looked just like Borat and he was like *in Borat voice* "Hi!" and I was like Mom.... 0_O"- Amy Farris

"Now for a leemited time onlyee..... at Radio Shaq." - Emil K.

"I swear, this baby's sucking the brain power outta me -_-*"- Mrs. Smith, my spanis teacher xD

"Yo quiero... (i want...) YO QUIERO TACO BELL! NOW I GET IT!" Me, when learning about boot verbs in spanish (Today Mrs. Smith slipped up and called 'em "boob verbs" on accident. The class and her was in stiches :D)

"We're talking like indians. Hao. Me name Julia. WE NEED TRANSITION WORDS!"- Mrs. S"

"HAHA! eggs...." Emil K.

WTF is this, a blimp!?!- Emil K.

'Tis a perm!

Well. This is it. I got the perm. On a personal level, I love it. Now that it has dried, it looks Rober Plant- ish. What do you think? :DD

"Hey, I like your hair. Who does your hair? I wanna go there."

So a lot of you who know me know that other than my drumming skills (not to sound cocky), the next best thing about me is my hair (not to sound vain. On a personal level). 'Tis long. And red. Most older people say they love it, had it, their kids had it, or they'd pay ANYTHING to have it. I'm kinda looking for something to do with it, like a new style or something. Two weeks ago, I had a thought. I said to myself, "What would I look like with a perm?" Then I had an epiphany. I asked my aunt, who does hair, if I could get one. She asked how curly, and I said "Like, Weird Al curly." I'm getting it done tomorrow. Just for fun. Hope it turns out the way I've been visioning it. I'm still probably the only guy you know who wears a towel turban on his head after showering. I'm wearing onw now :DD Adi0$!