What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. ;) [Intended as a joke.]
Always live life with an extra toenail. You never know when you're gonna need to go Mcguyver.
Don't eat the yellow snow. Trust me.
That guacamole in your taco? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not guacamole.
I'm pretty sure it is, in fact, a good idea to microwave this.
Death: The number one killer in the world.
Whole Grain Pringles: If a Tortilla Chip had a baby with a Pringle, then that had a baby with a Sun Chip.
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